People often came to me for relationship advice. I remember one day in particular when my friend PJ tracked me down. He said, "George, you know the problem with kissing your hand? It doesn't kiss back." I found this to be true when I was as young and inexperienced as Peedj. So I told him, "Peedj, if your hand is anything like mine, it just wants sex." I don't know if he took the advice or not, but I never saw Peedj again.
Oooh! That reminds me of something very important. If you know where my friend PJ J Pejay (of the Anaheim Pejay's) may be, please contact the California Missing and Unidentified Persons Unit ASAP! I'm pretty sure he's okay. It's not like him to go missing for ten years.
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